domingo, 19 de junio de 2011

Female Ejaculation - And the good masturbator


I made that drawing when i was around 16. It was easier to draw back then, it seemed to come very natural to me just to grab a pen ( i rarely digged pencils ) cause i believed that making mistakes and not being able to fix them by just using the eraser gave the drawing a more Carpe Diem feel to it and thus personality. 

EASY TARGETS - aren´t we all ? The female body - mutilated and combined with objetcs such as a riffle on the back - horse´s legs holding a cyborg hungry vagina - the bird of wisdom exposing banalities such as a pair of jeans. I remember myself reflecting on the myth of the Troyan War and thinking damn... it all started due to Helen´s pussy - what a powerful weapon that is ! Chess and its hidden symbolism also showsthis, its not really the King who has the power ( even though it is on a representative form) however, The King is nothing without the Queen, whose strategic possibilities for movement are vast in comparison.

I was a proud masturbator at age 12. I dont think you ever forget the first orgasm , for me it was like playing a game to which only I knew every rule of and therefor winning was a certainty. My male friends would talk about it too, all of the sudden you were 14 and Pamela Anderson´s sex tape with Tommy Lee was the MUST see of the class, even though I always prefered Carmen Elektra if i had to choose. 
However, very quickly I realized that my female friends werent proud masturbators as I and my male friends were, why ? I wondered. So one day i decided to pop the question to one of them and her response still floats in my mind " No ! thats disgusting " she said. I couldnt understand what was so disgusting about reaching relaxation through one´s body, the whole thing was some sort of taboo talk for most of them.

And what happens when you are not a good masturbator? You are most likely to suck in the sheets... and I dont mean THAT kind of sucking, basically it becomes hard to actually know what turns you on and what doesnt and if you dont have a healthy relationship to yourself in such way how can you expect the other person to " reach you" ? 

All of a sudden everyone started fucking each other - I used to joke and suggest people that since they all were doing each other´s exes they should all just get together and make a big orgy- then get over it. I believe women should worship their genitalia in the same way that males worship theirs, they should even embrace their periods and maybe get arty when " that time of the month" comes allong. 

However, for me it was quite different. No matter how much i loved women I hated to be seen and perceived as one and the only thing wrong with my own genitalia was that... It was mine, it should have been on somebody else´s. 

But when nature fucks you up for unknown reasons it also gives you good things, this lack of proper anatomy in my body gave me the ability to develop a very broad and sharp criteria of almost everything that surrounded me. Pleasure can be many things, the most common bifurcation is physical and mental - but can we even separate these? after all, emotions are caused by neuropeptides and all these chemical reactions start out in the brain and the mind, happens to be part of our brains. 

My pleasure became many things, due to my inability of fully relating to the whole picture of my body i was forced to reconceptualize pleasure and look beyond physicalities - taking only the parts i felt most comfortable with. The chore point of my pleasure is actually providing pleasure, it streches every single vibrating corpuscle in my skin to see that I am the provider of pleasure.

Its probably related to a subconscious sense of power or simply just feeling good to be able to provide this to another being , specially if the being happens to mean something more to you rather than an extra in your Life´s Series or just some random character who is filling up for the one who never got the script. 

Being a good masturbator has enabled me to surpass challenges, the challenge of being a prisioner in your own body . A body that seems to betray you as time goes by and nature triggers every one of these changes, being a good masturbator has enabled me to overcome immsomniac nights, stressful times, hardship but most of all being a good masturbator has enabled me to have genuine physical-mental contact with others.

Briefly said, I believe that if people masturbated every time they wanna grab a gun and kill someone or themselves the world would surely be a better place. Im sure nature would send plagues and disasters to keep the balance going and avoid overpopulation - but most certainly, we would come closer as species - paradoxically when things arent so focused on simple procreation. 

Particles separate all the time and they come together, the fucking Big Bang proves it and probably Cher too... after all those surgeries :) we should find ourselves in our particles first before delegating a WHOLE.

Vaginas are fascinating and thats why they secretly rule the world. Very secretly indeed, how many people if asked in the street would actually know that females have prostates too? and there is good reason for it, not even physicians know where most vaginal fluids specifically those produced during female ejaculation come from - some of it its speculated to be generated in the prostate but the rest of it apparently remains a mystery.

So Yes - females ejaculate too and they ejaculate BIG time, I do not consider myself a subversive feminist, however, It is true that the medical field has always been majorly dominated by men and well... funny enough these men didnt know much about the actual female anatomy and everything that wasnt directly linked to reproduction was considered to be of little importance. 
Which makes me think of the analogy of a Cup-Holder , women being Baby-holders and no more than that.

Where did the female prostate disappear to for 329 years? 
Prior to the 20th century the term "female prostate" was commonly used within medical research literature but during the 20th century the female prostate was usually described as vestigial, i.e. not fully developed and non-functional, and was identified as either paraurethral or Skene's glands. While the components of the female prostate were known to exist they were not seen as structures of interest or importance; with a few exceptions. Since modern medicine did not see the female prostate playing an active and necessary role in reproduction it wasn't essential to understand its function. The female prostate is not believed to be affected by disease on a frequent basis and this likely contributed to the lack of interest within doctor offices and hospitals. When the female prostate became a medical concern by becoming enlarged or causing discomfort during urination or intercourse it was called female urethral diverticulum or female prostatis. I wonder how many urinary tract infections (UTIs) have been incorrectly diagnosed and treated? 
"The male is an distinct organ that surrounds the male urethra but the female prostate lies within the wall and along the length of the female urethra, as indicated in the illustrations shown above and below. It is part of and contained within the wall of the urethra, and the urethra is contained within the wall of the vagina. The average size of the female prostate is 1.3 inches long, 0.75 inches wide, 0.4 inches in height (3.3 x 1.9 x 1 cm), and weighs about 0.2 ounces (5.2 grams). Which means it is a relatively small organ about the size of a woman's thumb. Despite its smaller size "it possesses all the structural components of the male prostate."
If you havent found your G-spot yet and the exact location of your female prostate
you should try locating it while in the shower, take a careless piss while you move things down there
while pissing the bladder will let you " feel " it and if you have a hard time feeling it then try with an adventurous partner :) pissing is also a bodily fluid ( not into water sports personally) but - whats the big deal?

Ejaculate your brains off tonight


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